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AI Predicts The Premier League 2025/26

Premier League 2025/26: AI Predictions & Full Table

Am I being daft, or does this season feel like chaos with better branding? Here’s your 2025/26 season prediction guide—powered by data, written by a knackered dad who still believes in away days and late winners.


🧮 Predicted Final Table

Note: Records reflect modal outcomes across simulations; real seasons wobble. Treat this as probability-weighted guidance, not gospel.

PosTeamWDLPts
1Liverpool248680
2Arsenal239678
3Manchester City219872
4Chelsea18101064
5Aston Villa17101161
6Newcastle United1791260
7Crystal Palace1691357
8Brighton & Hove Albion15101355
9AFC Bournemouth1491551
10Brentford13111450
11Nottingham Forest13111450
12Manchester United13101549
13Everton12121448
14Tottenham Hotspur12111547
15Fulham12101646
16West Ham United11111644
17Wolverhampton Wanderers10121642
18Burnley9101937
19Leeds United8121836
20Sunderland7112032

🏆 Champions, Europe & Relegation Picture

Title race: Liverpool (edge), Arsenal (right there), City (retooling but dangerous). Any slip from the top three opens the door for Chelsea’s kids-under-Poch project.

Top four: Liverpool, Arsenal, City, Chelsea. Chasers: Villa, Newcastle (both close if one of the big three misfires).

Europe hunters: Palace, Brighton, Bournemouth, Brentford—compact mid-table with outside shots at UEFA spots if variance smiles.

Relegation scrap: Burnley, Leeds, Sunderland are most exposed; Wolves, West Ham, Fulham can be dragged in if the goals dry up.


🔁 Transfer Window Highlights (Short)

  • At the sharp end: Big clubs added creativity and legs rather than pure star-chasing. Depth and tactical fit > shiny objects.
  • Youth waves: Chelsea, Arsenal, and City leaned into U-25 profiles to balance present and future.
  • Promoted clubs: Added volume and energy; survival hinges on speed of integration and finding 30–35 dependable goals across the XI.

Editorial stance: Transfers matter, but availability and cohesion move more points than any single marquee signing.


🧩 Team-by-Team Capsules

Compact reads for busy brains. Click to expand. Key watch-words: continuity, chance creation, injury load, set pieces.

1) Liverpool — Defending champs, depth looks real

  • Why here: Cohesive press, multiple goal sources, elite spine.
  • Watch-outs: Full-back creativity replacement, centre-back minutes management.
  • Ceiling: Champions. Floor: 3rd if injuries bite.

2) Arsenal — Perennial nearly-men with extra control

  • Why here: Possession dominance, deeper midfield rotation, wide threat.
  • Watch-outs: Converting territory to goals in tight away days.
  • Ceiling: Champions. Floor: 3rd–4th.

3) Manchester City — Retooling, still terrifying

  • Why here: Haaland + Rodri + Pep = high baseline.
  • Watch-outs: Creative load redistribution post-old-guard, FB balance.
  • Ceiling: Champions. Floor: 4th.

4) Chelsea — Young, chaotic, upward

  • Why here: Talent density, pressing buy-in, late-’24/25 uptick.
  • Watch-outs: Inexperience waves, GK stability.
  • Ceiling: 2nd. Floor: 6th–7th.

5) Aston Villa — Process merchants

  • Why here: Emery-ball, set-piece edge, home form.
  • Watch-outs: Depth if two starters miss time; Europe load.
  • Ceiling: 4th. Floor: 8th.

6) Newcastle United — Consolidation season

  • Why here: Defensive structure, press, Bruno/Isak quality.
  • Watch-outs: Goals if Isak misses time; rotation across fronts.
  • Ceiling: 4th. Floor: 8th–9th.

7) Crystal Palace — Vibes + structure

  • Why here: Eze/Olise end-product, backline maturity, belief.
  • Watch-outs: Striker finishing streakiness; Thursday-Sunday legs.
  • Ceiling: 6th. Floor: 11th.

8) Brighton — Reload factory keeps humming

  • Why here: System-first, development pipeline, chance volume.
  • Watch-outs: LB/9 transitions; aerial defending.
  • Ceiling: 6th. Floor: 12th.

9) Bournemouth — Sneaky solid

  • Why here: Transitional punch, smart reinvestment, Solanke’s growth.
  • Watch-outs: Backline chemistry after sales; GK bedding-in.
  • Ceiling: 7th. Floor: 13th.

10) Brentford — New era, same identity

  • Why here: Set-pieces, structure, Toney factor.
  • Watch-outs: Midfield steel post-exits; manager transition.
  • Ceiling: 8th. Floor: 14th.

11) Nottingham Forest — Regression with Europe tax

  • Why here: Depth is real; home form remains a weapon.
  • Watch-outs: Away splits; replacing wide output.
  • Ceiling: 9th. Floor: 14th.

12) Manchester United — Rebuild year (again)

  • Why here: Individual talent keeps the floor mid-table.
  • Watch-outs: Midfield control, centre-back availability, attacking fit.
  • Ceiling: 7th–8th if chemistry clicks. Floor: 14th–15th.

13) Everton — Dycheball, new stadium bounce

  • Why here: Defensive stability, set-piece grit, incremental upgrades.
  • Watch-outs: Reliable goals; chance creation vs low blocks.
  • Ceiling: 10th. Floor: 16th.

14) Tottenham — Stabilise first, sparkle later

  • Why here: Coaching clarity, Maddison/Son quality, structural fixes.
  • Watch-outs: Defensive errors; adapting to fixture load.
  • Ceiling: 9th. Floor: 16th.

15) Fulham — Chasing last year’s control

  • Why here: Organised, good in phases, Leno insurance.
  • Watch-outs: DM replacement impact; chance conversion.
  • Ceiling: 12th. Floor: 17th.

16) West Ham — Potter project patience

  • Why here: Better ball progression, Bowen moments.
  • Watch-outs: Centre-back gelling; replacing lost creativity.
  • Ceiling: 12th. Floor: 18th.

17) Wolves — Margins FC

  • Why here: Defensive platform, low-variance football.
  • Watch-outs: Goals. Like, actually scoring them.
  • Ceiling: 14th. Floor: 19th.

18) Burnley — Close, but conversion short

  • Why here: Organised, brave; PL quality gap in boxes.
  • Watch-outs: Keeper transition; reliance on streaky scorers.
  • Ceiling: 16th. Floor: 20th.

19) Leeds — Farke’s balance test

  • Why here: Energy and width produce moments.
  • Watch-outs: PL-level defending; cutting out errors.
  • Ceiling: 16th. Floor: 20th.

20) Sunderland — Heart says survive, numbers don’t

  • Why here: Ambition and legs.
  • Watch-outs: Premier League shot quality against; striker output.
  • Ceiling: 17th. Floor: 20th.

🧠 Methodology (The Nerd Bit)

  • Inputs: Prior-season xG/xGA, non-pen xGD/90, finishing variance, returning-minutes continuity, manager adj., squad-age curve, summer transfers (in/out) with role-weighted impact, injuries/suspensions, set-piece for/against, schedule difficulty.
  • Model: Ensemble (Elo-like team strength + Poisson goal model + simulation). 10,000 season runs. Reported outcomes = modal finishes with credible intervals.
  • Sanity checks: Compared against market odds ranges for title/top-4/relegation; divergences >10ppts flagged for review.
  • Caveats: Injury clusters and January windows swing outcomes. Treat probabilities as confidence bounds, not certainties.

❓ FAQs

Who’s most likely to win the league?
Liverpool have a narrow edge, with Arsenal and City clustered—not a one-horse race.

Which three are most likely to go down?
Sunderland, Leeds, Burnley model as most exposed. Wolves/West Ham/Fulham are the wobblers.

How often do you update this?
Preseason, post-window, and at key inflection points (big injuries or manager changes).

How do you calculate win probabilities?
Team-strength ratings drive match-level Poisson sims. Season outcomes are distributions from 10k runs.

Is this financial advice for betting?
Nope. It’s a conversation starter for fans, not a tip sheet. Don’t bet the kids’ lunch money.



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Sources

Sources

2024/25 final table snapshots — NBC Sports:
https://www.nbcsports.com/soccer/news/premier-league-table-for-2024-25-season

2024/25 final table (recap) — Sports Illustrated:
https://www.si.com/soccer/2024-25-premier-league-final-standings-placings-points

Liverpool — champions, summer rebuild (Wirtz, Ekitike, Kerkez, Frimpong) — Reuters season curtain-raiser:
https://www.reuters.com/sports/soccer/champions-liverpool-armed-with-new-weapons-repeat-act-will-be-tough-2025-08-09/

Florian Wirtz to Liverpool — Guardian:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/jun/26/liverpool-set-to-sign-florian-wirtz-from-bayer-leverkusen

Hugo Ekitike to Liverpool — ESPN:
https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/45732275/liverpool-complete-79m-move-psg-hugo-ekitike

Arsenal sign Viktor Gyökeres — The Guardian:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/jul/05/arsenal-agree-64m-move-for-sportings-viktor-gyokeres

Arsenal sign Martín Zubimendi — Arsenal.com:
https://www.arsenal.com/news/martin-zubimendi-signs-arsenal

Arsenal sign Noni Madueke — Premier League editorial:
https://www.premierleague.com/en/news/4349138

Arsenal sign Kepa Arrizabalaga — Reuters:
https://www.reuters.com/sports/soccer/arsenal-sign-spanish-keeper-kepa-chelsea-2025-07-01/

Arsenal sign Christian Nørgaard — Arsenal.com:
https://www.arsenal.com/news/christian-norgaard-joins-arsenal

Manchester City sign Rayan Aït-Nouri — ManCity.com:
https://www.mancity.com/news/mens/rayan-ait-nouri-joins-manchester-city-2025

Manchester City sign Tijjani Reijnders — ESPN:
https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/45702897/manchester-city-sign-tijjani-reijnders

Manchester City sign Rayan Cherki — ESPN:
https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/45706175/man-city-sign-rayan-cherki-lyon

Man City buy back James Trafford — Sky Sports + Club:
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11679/13402632/manchester-city-re-sign-james-trafford-from-burnley

Chelsea win the 2025 Club World Cup (v PSG, 3-0) — Reuters + FIFA:
https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/chelsea-beat-psg-3-0-win-inaugural-32-team-club-world-cup-2025-07-16/

Chelsea sign João Pedro — Premier League editorial + club:
https://www.premierleague.com/en/news/4343412/chelsea-sign-joao-pedro-from-brighton

Chelsea sign Jamie Bynoe-Gittens — Bundesliga.com:
https://www.bundesliga.com/en/bundesliga/news/jamie-gittens-to-join-chelsea-dortmund-england-man-city-32942

Tottenham win the 2025 Europa League — UEFA + Guardian + ESPN:
https://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/news/0299-1dcffd82d4a0-c280ee5f9c62-1000–tottenham-1-0-manchester-united-spurs-win-2025-europa-league/

Spurs sack Postecoglou; appoint Thomas Frank — Sky + Spurs:
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11675/13384322/tottenham-appoint-thomas-frank-as-new-head-coach

Spurs sign Mohammed Kudus — Spurs + Premier League + ESPN:
https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/july/kudus-arrives-from-west-ham/

Spurs make Mathys Tel permanent — Spurs + AP:
https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/june/permanent-deal-for-mathys-tel/

Aston Villa sign Evann Guessand — Reuters + ESPN:
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/villa-sign-evann-guessand-2025-07-06/

Marcus Rashford loan to Villa (Jan–May 2025) — Premier League editorial:
https://www.premierleague.com/en/news/4307783

Newcastle sign Anthony Elanga — Sky Sports / AP:
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13401552/anthony-elanga-newcastle-transfer-news

Brighton sign Charalampos Kostoulas — AP:
https://apnews.com/article/brighton-sign-kostoulas-olympiakos-2025

Bournemouth sign Djordje Petrovic — Sky:
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13402394/djordje-petrovic-bournemouth-transfer

Brentford — post-Frank era; Keith Andrews appointed — Sky + Guardian:
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11748/13384423/keith-andrews-brentford-promote-set-piece-coach-to-replace-thomas-frank-as-head-coach-on-three-year-contract

Ivan Toney to Al-Ahli — Reuters / ESPN:
https://www.reuters.com/sports/soccer/al-ahli-sign-english-striker-toney-brentford-2024-08-31/

Everton — Hill Dickinson Stadium naming rights (club + ESPN):
https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2025/may/16/everton-/

West Ham — Graham Potter appointed; Callum Wilson signs — club + Reuters:
https://www.whufc.com/news/graham-potter-appointed-west-ham-united-head-coach
https://www.whufc.com/news/west-ham-united-sign-callum-wilson

Wolves — Strand Larsen, Fer López, Jhon Arias — BBC / ESPN / Celta:
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68981357

Burnley — Kyle Walker joins; Lesley Ugochukwu in; James Trafford back to City — Premier League / Sky:
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11679/13402632/manchester-city-re-sign-james-trafford-from-burnley

Leeds & Burnley — 100‑point Championship season; promotion — Reuters:
https://www.reuters.com/sports/soccer/leeds-win-championship-title-goal-difference-luton-relegated-2025-05-03/

Promoted trio outlook (Leeds, Burnley, Sunderland; spend & context) — Reuters:
https://www.reuters.com/sports/soccer/promoted-premier-league-trio-keen-avoid-fate-immediate-predecessors-2025-08-09/

Sunderland — Régis Le Bris, spending; Habib Diarra signs — Premier League editorial + SAFC:
https://www.safc.com/news/2025/july/01/diarra-arrives-on-wearside/

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